Baguettes and Drumsticks

Stoatstail50 · Post by **Stoatstail50** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:43 pm

An afternoon in the park with me and Snake using readily available foodstuffs and parts of a well worn drum kit to help improve your casting.

Six slots available...beginners welcome, new, old, or prospective instructors will be made to work.

...and, after what happened the last time I did this, aubergines and marrows are no longer included... :oh:

TrevH · Post by **TrevH** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:48 pm

£100

LaMouche · Post by **LaMouche** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:14 pm

and where's that park, if I may ask?

TrevH · Post by **TrevH** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:52 pm

Good question

Stoatstail50 · Post by **Stoatstail50** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:46 am

At the moment its behind the Glebelands indoor bowls club in Finchley, next to the Albanian Society Football HQ, mainly because the clientele are less likely to belong to a Well Sick Massive or, if they do, it's for geriatrics.

If you want it a bit busier then the main Finchley Massive congregate in Victoria park where they arrive in their mums Audi convertibles stretch their WeSC hoodies over their perfectly coiffured locks and discuss which Russell group university they hope to be attending in the autumn.

If you wear clothing which is heavily stained and stare and dribble a bit they move on...this is my normal condition. This also keeps the old ladies and dog walkers away but occasionally attracts bush lurkers near the gents who are probably attracted by the marrows.

If you pay more we can arrange it all for somewhere else...

Marc LaMouche · Post by **Marc LaMouche** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:31 am

i'll translate for Mark: London, England

:laugh:

LaMouche · Post by **LaMouche** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:59 pm

Marc LaMouche wrote:i'll translate for Mark: London, England :laugh:

who's Mark?

EDIT: ah yes, the guy with the vintage float tube.

Stoatstail50 · Post by **Stoatstail50** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:02 pm

I am.

Edit. I've just looked closely at the picture again and I do, in fact, look quite a lot like that.

Edit. Are you going to bid ?

LaMouche · Post by **LaMouche** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:28 pm

it's a bit of a dilemma. I have every reason to bid: my casting sucks and I'm myself in remission of the same shit that's killing Knut (lucky me), so I sort of feel concerned. at the same time, the family finances are quite down and I'm plagued with three homely gnomes...
it won't work without full support of the powers that be. I'm in the middle of the conciliatory ceremonies

Marc LaMouche · Post by **Marc LaMouche** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:47 pm

don't hesitate Laurent. Mark can do things with his baguette you never thought possible.

LaMouche · Post by **LaMouche** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:37 pm

Marc LaMouche wrote:don't hesitate Laurent. Mark can do things with his baguette you never thought possible.

if the boss deems the concept sustainable, she'll get to choose between London and the Sud-Ouest

are you down there for long?

Stoatstail50 · Post by **Stoatstail50** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 pm

We can do bosses/powers that be and gnomes here in London...If the boss comes too I'll buy her a cocktail and the gnomes can have a free lolly...

...are you going to bid now ?...

LaMouche · Post by **LaMouche** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:49 pm

I'm in on slot 2 for 100€

TrevH · Post by **TrevH** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:11 am

Yea! And whilst marrows and aubergines are off the menu, no-one mentioned anything about courgettes

Snake Pliskin · Post by **Snake Pliskin** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:38 am

Nice! That's two. Any more takers for London? Mark really is amazing with a vegetable, and I'm going to do my stunt casting demo. Come on people!

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