cricket!!!! - for the Aussies

[thefly]

I have to laugh when the BBC camera pans the crowd in the UK and (usually) zeroes in on guys dressed up as women and all the other fancy dress you see (you guys really are a mess you know) - but when the cricket's in Australia the cameras constantly zoom in onto gorgeous girls rubbing sun screen onto their almost completely bare chests :p :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mate , Men have Chests , Women have tits .
Probably an easy mistake as you all have blond hair and look like a shoal of Sheilas

[thefly]

they were actually sending their best people, the cream of the gene pool.

Yeah, were from the same gene pool mate, just that you lot are from the shallow end :p

[Morsie]

Yeah but its the creamy end........... sunny and creamy.

Good point Stoats, I'll look into it.

And just for you guys here's a couple of Aussie WAGs.

Michael Clark's squeeze Lara Bingle.



And Mitchell Johnson's current bowling partner Jessica Bratich (she has a black belt in karate........) No wonder his Mum's so upset.





Morsie

[Big-eyebrow]

Morsie, are you taking all these pictures?? :p :upside:

[thefly]

Mate , looks like she needs one of your Arbour to fly DVD's, thats no way to put a guides bimini in those kecks bro

[Morsie]

Roy - I wish mate.......

Clearly having trouble with her knots Mark. Perhaps they're not being lubricated and are being damaged by excessive heat....... :laugh:

Morsie

[NZneil]

Hmm The Australian, Online newspaper of the year...
In Australia ?

I thought you guys were all still reading comics..

Anyways I emailed Geoff Miller. And now hes picked another South African, It could be a good omen. Proven winners in most sports these days...

[Morsie]

Clearly couldn't find an Englishman who was up to it..........

Morsie

[NZneil]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport....r-match

[Marc LaMouche]

funny what's a bail ?

[grhen]

If you burn the urn... wood ash. :p

Its a terracotta urn..... :glare:

Sorry Stoat,

I was going by the wikipedia cricket terminology page.

"Ashes, the
the perpetual prize in England v Australia Test match series. The small wooden urn contains ashes collected after burning the bails used when Australia first beat England in England, at The Oval in 1882 (the first Test match between the two nations was in Melbourne in 1877)."

[Stoatstail50]

This from Wiki too....

"During that tour a small terracotta urn was presented to England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women. The contents of the urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, possibly a bail, ball or stump."

Anyway, bearing in mind what it means to all concerned, its very small, I've seen it.... The Ashes

[grhen]

Stoatstail,

After reading all that I thought it was funny that this is all about something completely intangible and that there never was a trophy. The trophy (honor) is in the mind of the beholder.

[Nick]

So what the f*** is going on out there now? Are the Aussies doing an England impression? 8 for 133!

[NZneil]

Everyone wanted a result. And it looks like the groundsman has produced the right wicket.

It was a very good toss to win.

Can anyone text Morsie and make sure he knows the score!!!!!

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