Electric fences - Don't piss on them

Morsie · Post by **Morsie** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:16 am

This has to win the "hollow feeling in my groin" award for 2009.

David Anderson sent me this one. Whatever you do, the next time you come across a "live" electric fence don't piss on it because this is what happens.

Morsie

Marc LaMouche · Post by **Marc LaMouche** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:46 am

poor guy. the bad part is he can't do much from the lesson learned...

Whakamahi kid · Post by **Whakamahi kid** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:03 am

why o why, would you want to piss on an electric fence :p

peter bear · Post by **peter bear** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:56 am

drunk meat fisherman

Jeroen · Post by **Jeroen** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:58 am

Herpes
Rule number one with photos like these: check snopes.com

Morsie · Post by **Morsie** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:19 am

Jeroen, you sure can ruin a good story with the truth........

Morsie

Jeroen · Post by **Jeroen** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:26 am

Now that lady who pissed on an electric fence. Where are those photos?
I was going to write: 'Peeing on an electric fence, who hasn't done it as a little boy.' But then I might find out that I was the only one..

Actually, two myths are busted here. First that peeing on an electric fence doesn't fry your willy.
Secondly, a black penis isn't alway bigger..

Morsie · Post by **Morsie** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:31 am

I'm still not trying it......... I wonder how he went in a a law suit in the Chinese courts.

Morsie

Whakamahi kid · Post by **Whakamahi kid** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:33 am

Morsie wrote:Jeroen, you sure can ruin a good story with the truth........

Morsie

The true story sort of turns my stomach more... would have resulted in one hell of a pay out in the USA

Jeroen · Post by **Jeroen** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:37 am

.. And a very successful porn flick to boost. Ask John Bobbit..

David Anderson · Post by **David Anderson** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:37 pm

I haven't left the house since I saw that, and sure as shit, I'm never chucking a wizz outside again.. :sick:

Will · Post by **Will** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:26 pm

There was an episode of Mythbusters where they disproved the myth that people have died pee-ing on live railway lines.

If I remember correctly (why do these things stick in your mind?) the normal stream of pee very quickly turns into a series of droplets and so "connectivity" is lost.

They had to build in a serious hose-pipe before they fried the mock-up micturating man!

W.

Biology · Post by **Biology** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:36 pm

looked like an Englishman's BBQ to me....

Morsie · Post by **Morsie** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:59 pm

So the old story of wiring up your car hubcaps to the battery to stop the neighbourhood dogs from cocking their legs onto your tyres is also a myth?

Morsie

Clark Reid · Post by **Clark Reid** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:28 pm

Sexyloops remains a place of ultimate enlightenment!

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